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A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.
He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.
When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted
Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g
someone that cant pronounce there R's.
rye no ruff about rediting modern slinky
Defined by existing theory (and practice) that all forms of entertainment (books, movies, shows, videogames, etc.) and its content need to reflect "the world we live in today".
Allow me to deconstruct it into several characteristics:
1. It doesn't matter if the character is likable or not, or if the actor/actress has any acting skill... as long as you're of different skin color and sexually diverse, then you're in the spotlight.
2. Male characters (especially white ones) in "modern entertainment" are depicted as bad, dumb, stupid, misorganized, indecisive and fragile. Double points if a female character is the protagonist and the male character is the villain; and triple points if the female characters can kick every male character's ass.
3. Female characters need to be uber strong, with literally no imperfections (a.k.a. a Mary Sue), can kick anyone's ass, and they do not need to have any likable features. You can act smug, put everyone's life in jeopardy, be a total prick, and just not give a care about anything in this world... as long as you are a strong female character then everybody is going to praise how wonderful and "progressive" you are.
4. All forms of entertainment that you used to like are now being remade into having more diverse characters and storylines based on identity politics. Gone are the times when people cared to craft good stories with solid characters, now replaced with craftsmanship just for the sake of representation and attention-seeking.
We need to reboot Tomb Raider once more. This is modern entertainment.
We need to reboot Ghostbusters. This is modern entertainment.
We need to create more gender-diverse shows without the "good story" requirement. This is modern entertainment.
When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.
Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!
actual hell in it's purest earthly form
Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.
Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam
Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!
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