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Candy necklace toting, O-Town listening, candle burning, Red Cavalier driving, Ray Lewis coat wearing, frosted tip sporting, metro-sexual version of the Cleveland Mojo, only living in Kansas City.
"I cant wait to meet the Kansas City Mojo" R.R.
to be able to find something you like doing, and to do it with passion, zeal, energy and enthusiasm
To find your mojo in a job you dislike is to try to grind coffee beans with your bare teeth. It's almost nearly impossible.
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To ride off the back of someone elses good fortune.
To willfully use another person's popularity to garner your own.
No one knew who that bitch was till she latched on to me and then introduced herslf to everyone as my new best friend....she totally "surfed my mojo" onto centre stage!
The best villan in any console game, combining the style and attitude of the 70's with the graphics of today's world. Wielding a trumpet Gitaroo, he rules the forest darkness with awesome rythm and the best outfit ever seen. Period.
No one has seen the man behind the shades....
Dude, Mojo King Bee just kicked my ass once again, I guess I better concede defeat..
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The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
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Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
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Mr. mojo risin is the singer of the doors. The best singer alive. If you do not know the lead singer of the doors is.. un scrambel MR MOJO RISIN.... it spells The singers name... I'll give a hint.... J*m MO**i*ON
MR MOJO RISIN
jim morrison
This fact was proven by John densmore's book. Riders On The Storm.
Did you know mr. mojo risin spells jime morrison if you unscrambel it??? Too cool huh?
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