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The opposite of the submissive side of a mommy kink. When a female likes to take place in a relationship as dominant, caring, and seen as the upper hand. Usually liking to baby, or heavily take care of the submissive partner.
Me; "I like when my boyfriend calls me mommy in bed."
Not Based: "Wtf you have a Mommy Kink ."
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a feminine human being that attracts many mommy’s (especially sugar mommies)
damn bitch you a mommy magnet, you got all dem rich mommies.
Sometimes unintentionally hurtful, but always critical comment about someone else's parenting choice.
Typical mommy drive-by:
"I used to work, too, but when Danion came along, I knew it was best for him that I stay home. But good for you, if that's what you want to do."
A group of soccer moms who can talk about nothing besides their kids, their kid's teacher, their kid's father, their kid's diaper rash, their kid's schedule. They are also fiercely competitive over who is the best mother and whose kid is the best. They are usually white, wealthy, suburban, and BORING! They can also be catty, bitchy, passive-aggressive, and BORING!
Lines you will hear between members of the mommy mafia:
Pat - "Katie is the smartest in her class."
Sue - "Well Timmy was voted most popular by his teacher."
Jan - "Bob just got a promotion so I'm taking the kids to Disney."
ME - "You're all BORING! What am I doing here?"
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That special zone only a mother knows well which leaves one fully immersed in the role itself, to the exclusion of all else.
We just got home from a spending a week at Disneyland and everything is dirty and everyone is hungry; I’m totally in the Mommy Zone.
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A female person (not necessarily older) who gives money.
Please be my sugar mommy Vivian.
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v. A new mother's unfortunate need to talk endlessly about their new children despite the fact that no one actually cares. Updates and pictures and stories are plastered all over social media. Can continue indefinitely and is not limited to only new mothers and their babies, but that is what is most common.
Jane: This is Tommy playing with his blocks! So cute! I'm so blessed!
Carol: This is the tenth picture you've posted of your kid in an hour, stop with the mommy blogging already!
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