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monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...
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A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.
A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.
They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.
Monti’s are usually a shy person but they have a sexy body and they attract alot of men, once you get to know them they open up and they are caring and lovely!
(1) person; Oh my god look a model!
(2) person; that’s definitely a monti.
A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice
"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"