Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.

Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.

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Mother 3

Mother 3 is why I am still a virgin

Girlfriend: Do you wanna have sex?
Boyfriend: Not now, I'm tryna beat Mother 3

aunt mother

A woman your father impregnated who happens to be both your aunt and mother. The looped branch of the family tree.
One session changes family structure and status. Too many new titles starting with two people, aunt mother and uncle father.

Nine months before you were born, your aunt mother and uncle father hooked up at a family reunion. things happened - you got a mother, uncles, father, aunts,great aunts, great uncles, grand Oh fuck! it gets confusing but you get the point.

Mother Yucker

Another way of saying mother fucker in Hindi.

"Mother yucker DOOOONNNNN'T talk to me like that"- Rakesh from Ownage Pranks

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Mother 3

A game for the GBA in which a kid from Tazmili Village (Lucas) must stop Porky/Pokey from destroying the world, Lucas learns various (PSI powers) and other people begin to join him along the way

Mother 3 is a Japanese game.

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mother in law

A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.

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mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.

My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax

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