Slang for female human reproductive organs specifically the vaginal canal.
I got nice and sloppy all up in that muddy trench.
Inserting fingers into a partners anus and pinching.
Last nigh I stuck my fingers in Jill's ass and did the muddy lobster
Involves a human tongue, at least two fingers, a bearded trapper and some hand goop.
I still feel squishy after that round of muddy marsh.
when the whole day you constantly need to go to the restroom and have explosive diarreah
Person 1: Hey John, i am having such a Muddy day.
Person 2: haha i hate that shit
The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.
As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.
an alternative word for the anus
the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in
When you're nailing her from behind, and she accidentally poops on your pubes.
I was TOTALLY gettin' it hot & sweaty from that chick at the Earthworm Enthusiast Convention when she gave me a Muddy Poodle.