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The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.
person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*
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a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her
hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib
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When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.
"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"
"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"
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a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head
a woman with a bushy vagina
"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"
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Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.
"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"
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a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs
"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"
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a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.
my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready
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