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A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.
A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.
I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.
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a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.
i gave her the old yummie mummy last night
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Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.
“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.
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A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.
"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"
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When a guy wraps his hand in seran wrap, lubes it up, and then fists the girl.
He just gave her the slippery mummy!
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The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.
1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy
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