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Not my problem, do it yourself.
4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"
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to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face
despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"
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Whilst performing oral on a female she suddenly evacuates her bowels on your face.
I was goin down on your moms and she lost bowel control and inadvertantly gave me a Cambodian Mustache.
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When a woman rides your face with her vagina.
Who wants a mustache ride?
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A guilty pleasure most women share.
Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.
Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.
Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.
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When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.
Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.
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A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.
"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.
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