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trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy

they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"

by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


building a mystery

Establishing a massive pressure of fecal matter or anal wind.

Aw man, that taco bell got me 'bout ready to build a mystery

by afrodizzle3000 October 19, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.

"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"

by SharpShark28 June 2, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mystery

Amazing girl hot and beautiful sexy and smart but this girl is your average mean girl tell her secrets out like a published book kiss her everyone knows date her her friends will come after you she's a total bitch stay away

Ew that's mystery right

by Shitty Rug May 14, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mystery Dick

When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.

"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"

by AD17 May 25, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mystery Spot

A bullshit tourist trap in Santa Cruz CA but there are also other bullshit traps all over the US. Stupid people go there to prove the mystery is bullshit because they think they are so smart but really the smart people just dont go at all. the stupid people who go there also like to treat the tour guides like shit.

Hey lets go waste our time and money at the Mystery Spot!

by MSsssssss May 29, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight Mystery

1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.

2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.

3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.

1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?

Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.

Guy 1: Straight Mystery...

2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?

The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.

Rabbit: Straight Mystery...

3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.

by Swagstar69 April 21, 2011