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Ninja

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1. To sneak around with detection
2. To kill someone using either a neck snap (preferably inverted) or pulling them backwards into a knife

1. He ninjad his town last night
2. He ninjad the office building on main street, they're now hiring....for every position.

by Kommander_K August 23, 2008

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Ninja

An amazing game in which people must survive ninja karate chops in order to be the last ninja standing.

The rules are:
1. Extend one arm and place it in the middle with everyone else's arm.
2. On the count of 1, 2, 3, NINJA everyone jumps back (forming a circle) and strikes a ninja pose.
3. The game begins when a ninja decides to attempt to chop the hand of another ninja.
4. An attack attempt must only be made in one motion. Once that motion is made, the ninja must freeze is his new pose. Attacks can only be made to the ninja to the right or left.
5. Only attacking a ninja's hand will get him/her eliminated.
6. The ninja being attacked may dodge; however, that ninja must stay in his/her new ninja pose until he/she attacks or is attacked.
7. It is not necessary to attack every turn.
8. The last ninja standing is the ultimate ninja.

-Hey, do you wanna play ninja?
-No, I'm just not awesome enough for that game

-What happened while you were playing ninja?
-I accidentally had my hands by my sac, and let's just say the attacking ninja got handful.

amazing
slap
attack
freeze

by Champion Ninja March 15, 2010

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ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed

ninjaing- downloading software illegally and bad-ass stealthily because you're that awesome of a cyber ninja, also means you're doing cool ninja stuff BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA!

(to) ninja it- similar to "pirate it" or "pirating it" so see above definition

ninjaed- you've been ninjaed!

Real Life Ninja: (Can't download new video game) Ywaaaaah shaaooohwah! (Throws shuriken at computer screen)
Computer's Response: Ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed!
Game downloaded...loading...currently .000001%
Estimated time remaining is 1 Year!
Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Shooooomaw!

Pirate: Yaaaarh! Got me some nice booty.
Ninja: (Holding pirate's internet booty)
Pirate: ...AAAAARRRRGH! I've been ninjaed!

by IMJUSTANINJA! June 25, 2011

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ninja

Little stealthy dudes dressed in all black, carrying around swords and daggers, who jump out of trees and off of buildings to vanquish wrongdoers.

He snuck into the theater all ninja-like.

by Carrie =] June 23, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja

1) Ninja (vt) To kick ass, synonems : own, kick ass, pwn, frindle. (past = ninjaed
2) Ninja (adj) awsome, badass, etc., only more so
3) Ninja (n) a) One who is ninja

b) one who ninjas people

c) An ancient Japanese assasin
Related - Pirate - one who is awseome, but not as awesome as a ninja.

- Pirate - One who is not at all awesome

1) Dude, I totally ninjaed him.
Ninjaed!

2) That dude is so ninja.

3) a) I am a ninja!

b) That ninja ninjatically ninjaed that pirate!

c) The ninja, objecting to being used as a verb, assasinated the users of this website.

by Draxis December 6, 2010

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Ninja

A try hard Fortnite streamer who died of Ligma.

Did you see ninjas stream last night?

by Unknown 696969696969 October 4, 2018

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Ninja

a blue haired alcoholic that would rather play Fortnite instead of being a normal husband

Ninja is a fag

by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019

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