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The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.
Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.
Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'
Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'
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A 10 minute power nap interrupted when you realize you shouldn't be asleep. Commonly occurs after plopping face-down onto a bed or couch after coming home while there's still shit to be done.
"Honey, I know you just got home, but that faucet still needs to be fixed."
"Sorry, work was exhausting and I feel like Marquez just put me down for a Pacquiao nap."
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The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating
As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.
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Longer than a power nap, shorter than a proper sleep.
30min<nanna nap<2hours
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A short nap, which allows for a quick boost in energy.
James took a rapid succession of cat naps, regaining 15hp!
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That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.
Joe pulled watch on my post so I could grab a combat nap.
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After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.
Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.
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