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A frozen piece of poop in the shape of a penis used for his/her pleasure
Turns out the guys were using frozen pieces of poop to pleasure themselves, called then smellie Nellie's
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A girl who will most likely be a homosexual. She has lots of friends, this is because she is mad spicy and loves older women, preferably teachers. She has impeccable eyebrows. She may not play sports but that is okay she puts work in at the gym to have bigger biceps than most football players. She loves her friends very deeply and would murder someone for them. With her iconic low pony look she struts through the hallways and daps everyone up like the God she is.
lauren: who is that girl over their strutting in the low pony?
iva: oh, you don't know that is SMELLY NELLY with her big muscles.
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(N.) The half Rap/ half Canadian portugese Pop singer who's the big brother of Nelly (with no 'furtado')
...I drop units like a hot po-tatoe, cause I get my freak-on more than Missy and Nelly Furtado. -Ganamete
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When you take a shit in a bar with only one bathroom toilet for both the males and females. After shitting you clog the toilet with toilet paper and rip off the toilet seat.
He is doing a Dirty Nelly in there. We had to leave before anyone else goes in there so no one can blame it on us. He sure is a filthy motherfucker.
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Those people with the Nextel phones who have the beep volume so high that you could practically hear it over a rock concert. And then when they talk about you on that contraption, and you say f u to them, they are all like, "why r u butting in?".
Phone:(Beep Beep)
Katie: (thinking, oh god now what?)
Nextel person: (talking into the phone) Yeah?
Phone: Blah blaaah bbllaahh!!!
Nextel person: Oh yeah, I know that guy!
Katie: Shut up!
I Hate Nextel Nellies because they expect you not to listen in but you can't help it!
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A short film devoted to the life and times of an ageing ginger artiste who makes it big by fucking, without consent, all the way to the top. Their huge success was short lived however as they contracted the Briggs Death and perished before doing their masters degree.
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A sexual act involving two participants. In this act, the man* is having sex with his partner from behind (i.e. doggy style) while he/she is on all fours. During the final stages prior to ejaculation, the man will commence to wrap his partner's or his own underwear** around his partner's head while grabbing both ends in one hand, rise to a crouched position, and begin jack hammering while forcefully pulling back like a cowboy riding a galloping horse. Just prior to climax, he will yell "whoa nelly", while pulling back one last time.
Variant: At the end, if having vaginal sex, perform a surprise anal insertion.
*Man is a general neutral term to describe the dominant partner in this scenario, it can be a heterosexual or homosexual man, a strap wielding lesbian, or a dominatrix pegging her bitch-boy.
**In a punishment/hate-fuck scenario, heavily soiled underwear are recommended.
I was riding your wife from behind last night, and just before I busted a nut I wrapped my shorts around her head and gave her a "whoa nelly" as I rammed it in her starfish.
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