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The suburb child of NYC and Phillie
Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.
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New Jersey:
Horrible Drivers
Smells like shit
Shitty ass weed if you can even find any
Douchebags everywhere you look
Full of Guido Faggots
White Trash
What is New Jersey known For?
Their is nothing to do
THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA
I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey
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The armpit of the United States.
"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"
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Pronounced by Spanish-speaking people as Nueva Hershey.
Let's go to Hershey City. It is in Nueva Hershey. We can see the Nueva York skyline from there.
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A very nice state to live in, as far as I'm concerned. To debunk some silly myths:
I don't go down the shore. Ewwww that hurt to write. I go to the beach. Only my relatives from philly call it the shore.
Boardwalks are crappy, skeevy places (With a few exceptions). I don't like them, and my beach doesn't even have them.
Um... Exit? What? I don't even know what mine is. We don't know things about people just based on their exit...what is that?
Ahhh... Guidos and guidettes... Thanks MTV! Seriously, in my entire school, they are probably about 5 people like that. We don't really notice them. They're just, like, Italian people, I guess. I dislike their fashion sense. New Jersey is diversified. There are just as many Irish, Germans, blacks, Indians, etc as Italians. I'm not a bit Italian!
Actually some of us DO call them hoagies. I think Northern NJ, influenced by NY, might call them subs. But...we don't in Central NJ.
We have pretty places and not so nice places, just like any other state.
We're a normal state! Why so many stereotypes? It makes me sad. I like my New Jersey with its good produce and my beach and yeah... You should visit beofre you make judgement!
Not True: New Jersey is just annoying land that gets between Philly, NY, and "the shore."
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The place where New Yorkers come when they want to go to the beach.
New Yorker 1: Lets go to the beach!
New Yorker 2: Which one?
New yorker 1:The one in New Jersey!
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A small state filled with people who has never left, but constantly talk about how it's the best state in the world. Filled heavily with guidos who come into Manhattan on the weekends and ruin the nightlife (not to be mistaken with Staten Island fucks who are hard to identify from the Jersey crowd to the untrained eye)
Basically just a bunch of people who don't know a world outside the Tri-State area.
Put them out of their element, and that spiked hair and $100 "expensive" jeans won't cut.
For the record, California is the best state, and I'm not even from there.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: Yo, mother fuckin New Jersey is the best fuckin State in the whole fuckin world. Yous got 24 hour diners all overs, you got shopping malls where you can stalk 17 yr old high school girls, you got 7-11's.
Anyone who has traveled: Yea they have that a lot of places. Besides, who goes to the mall after middle school.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: .....? What are you, lame? Who goes to the mall? Thats like saying, who doesn't spike their hair from their neckline up.... You're crazy.
Anyone who has traveled: Hmm...alright, I'm gonna head to the airport. Going back to LA, and then up to San Fransisco to meet up with some guys and drive up to Seattle, and visit a friend in Vancouver while I'm up there. I'll be back in New York in a week or so.
Ignorant Jersey Resident: You want a ride in my Z-28 IROC? Well check me out next week, I'm gonna be on MTV: True Life
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