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During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
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a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
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Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
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A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.
A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at
Wow that man at the county fair is hot
it is because of his beard of thunder !
An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.
We're going to have to comb Bernanke's beard to find out what really happened.
mass pubic hair round the cock,taking on the apperence of a unkempt beard
must get my trouser beard trimmed