I can't care

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.

So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.

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Can't Leave the Hand

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.

Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

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You can't teach that!

A phrase used by an overbearing, nonathletic parent to brag about the sporting prowess of his/her son or daughter in a particular sport. In most cases, the child is more coordinated than his/her parent ever dreamed of being.

"I clocked him at 35 mph and he is only six, You can't teach that!"

"You should see the look in his eye when he is on the mound, You can't teach that!"

"I know he is only 6 but MY GOD he plays with 8 year olds, You can't teach that!"

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I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .

Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.

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bitch can't hang

When a drinking buddy starts turning down rounds cause they don't want to get any more hammered.The phrase is also used for those who have already passed out.

What the fuck dude he's already out and I counted,he only had 12 beers.That bitch can't hang,dude.

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can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

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can't let go

Woebegone, unhappy, stuck in misery

She must be a woebegone because she can't let go (trying to make herself or point right).

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