birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

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self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

Controlling Traffic

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

Drop a controller

Asking a woman or man to masturbate during virtual reality erotic role play (ERP).

Hey, babe, you wanna drop a controller for me?

control point

A sexual position where the female puts noodles in her vagina and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman's anus.

Shes getting the control point tonight

Control + V

1. A combination to paste a certain item from the Internet.
2. A slang for an action of plagiarizing (a certain text)
3. Another slang for spam (methods)

1. All you need to do is just use the Conrol + V. Easy, isn't it?
2. Brandon was punished for Control + V-ing someone else's work.
3. Dude, the guy Control + V-ed my inbox with spams!