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The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.
A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.
Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.
Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.
This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.
This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.
The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.
Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.
When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)
what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.
The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
Small piece of paper with adhesive on the back where notes can be written and then placed in proper locations to help with memory associated to a past or future event.
I can’t believe she forgot to deliver that message. I give her sticky notes to remember these things. I need to leave myself a sticky note to get more sticky notes so people start remembering to tell me things.
Not to be confused with Promissory Note. This is a medium to apologize for a promise that was not fulfilled. Usually implies a renewed promise to deliver.
I was waiting for a promised "Word of the Week", but it never came, now you owe me a Promisorry Note promising to deliver the Word of the Week and that you are truly sorry.