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The Bitch of the Problem

1.A transition word when explaining a long story with many problems and details, wrapping it up by saying "...But the Bitch of the Problem is ...", used the same as 'in conclusion' essentially. After that phrase is used the simplest summary of what troubles you, the world, or someone else is then stated.

2.Used to Emphasise how limiting or terrible something could be. As if saying "all that is great, but the catch is..."
A good way to tell people that something must be remembered when considering situations.

Sidenote:A very effective way to get people off your ass for shit you can't do anything about.

1. "Now I can deal with some of her disrespect, people do be like that when they are intoxicated, but, the bitch of the problem is that when she is drunk she gets blackout drunk and wants to fight people, and thats not safe or healthy for any environment."

2. Jeff:"Why can't you go get me any margarita mix?"
Joseph:"Well the bitch of the problem is that even if you could venmo my broke ass, all the liquor and grocery stores are closed at this hour. So even if we could ourselves, we are shit outta luck on places to find your margarita mix.

by Alfonzodores November 24, 2021


pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system

"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."

by The Mamma with the Quan November 14, 2007


gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017


zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.

Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.

by caporegime August 14, 2021


Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.

"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"

by famam June 4, 2014

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crack problem

A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.

That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.

by ursophile60 April 17, 2008

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princess problem

When a girl acts like she owns the world and that everyone should bow down to her. Most often a spoiled brat that doesn't realize her shit stinks; and, acts overly dramatic to bring in as much attention as possible.

She has a princess problem and her boyfriend can do nothing about it.

by Ukko ukkana ukinski September 17, 2015

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