dirt tan

When a person, usually a man, looks like he has a nice tan from being out in the sun all day. When in actuality it's just dirt. Usually seen on mechanics, truck drivers, racecar drivers, roofers, and a lot of guys that live in Florida.

When I saw that cute mechanic I thought, "wow, he's got a nice warm glow to him!", but he got closer and I saw it was just a "dirt tan".

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Swimmers Tan

A circle-shaped tan on a female swimmers back from the swim team suits. Almost impossible to get rid of by natural tanning and almost one of the oddest tan lines.

"Did you see Chelsea in her bikini?" "Yeah her swimmers tan from swim team looked so odd o.O"

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squaddie tan

A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.

A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.

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Croc Tan

The tan one gets after wearing crocs in the sun for an extended period of time.

Before wearing crocs, it is important to apply sunscreen to the feet, in order to avoid croc tan.

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Hoo Tan

1. the God of Wrath, Firearms, and Beer!
God of Hoo Tanity

Hoo Tan once beat Jesus in 10 consecutive Arm wrestles and 18 games of Rock Paper Sissors

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Graveyard Tan

Having a graveyard tan means that you have absolutely no tan whatsoever and that your skin is deathly pale/white.

1. omfg, did you see that goth, checkout the graveyard tan!
2. I'm not pale! i have a Graveard Tan!

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hobo tan

The toilet-shaped hickey you get when you sit on the toilet for two long.

I was on the toilet so long i got a really bad hobo tan.