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A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.
All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.
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Israel Aircraft Industries Westwind Business Jet.
Hey, look what's on the runway again, the Jew Canoe
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The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.
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A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.
Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.
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an easily decipherable euphemism for female genitalia; may be compared to a flesh kayak, if one wishes to compare the relative size of two or more females' genitalia. compare also with: hatchet wound, axe wound, bush, mound, pussy, vag, she junk, cunt, twot, etc.
I went for a ride in the ol' flesh canoe.
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when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.
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when one partner proceeds to freeze fecal mater, then thrusting it inside of the other partner violently, until a melting fixation.
mabel rode the mohogany canoe until she was up shit creek.
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