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crap bab

Scrap Baby but in a trend

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by Sophia_Cutie19 June 15, 2021


crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

by betbug February 11, 2009


Crapping Negative

Constant whining or negative comments, statements and attitude. Regardless of how great something is this person will always find a way to crap negative all over it. Being around them or reading their comments for too long makes you want to kick kittens. You find them especially on Facebook or other forms of social networking.

(as might be posted on social media sites)

"I should be happy that I just won the mega lotto, but I have to pay a butt load of taxes on the money and will probably die before I can spend it. FML.. sorry to be crapping negative.. I just hate my life."

by MidwesternMamaH December 28, 2011


Crap Juggler

That moment you have in a bathroom when you take a shit but since people enter in and out of the bathroom, you need to drop it at just the right moment in between their visits.

Stephen: Dude Alex is such a good Crap Juggler! He is able to shit when like 7 people entered the bathroom within 5 minutes!

by Canadiankid415 January 25, 2013


crap box

particularly uninteresting, perhaps even ugly car.

"Okay, let me show you how to drive this crap box." -Bart Simpson, "The Simpsons Game"

by This hour has 42 minutes June 20, 2009


craps slap

Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.

Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"

by texace13 July 1, 2010

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Crap Ton

The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration

Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค

by Joshey2284 June 10, 2021