Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.
Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means
Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.
After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december
boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.
For people who failed NNN or people who want to challenge themselves further after winning NNN
Weak Mortal: “bro I just failed No Nut November”
God: “nah bro you can still do Decline Dick December”
When girls,have to go a month without sex
Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December
“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.
Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“