hat hair

Greasy or sweaty hair matted to ones head after wearing a hat for a prolonged period (generally a baseball cap).

Dude, put you hat back on, you've got a serious case of hat hair.

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lego hair

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

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Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

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hair fang

The hair fang is a common hair style among emo and hxc crowds. it is typically dyed black, and covers one eyeball in order to create a mysterious and dark look.

hey dude! that's such a good hair fang ! you look so mysterious! you probably eat bats and stuff huh?!

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Curly hair

That chaotic point between wavy hair and coily hair, where your hair just doesn't define any laws of physics and has a will and mind of its own

Curly hair problems; styling it is too difficult and takes too much time, but letting it be unsupervised ends up being even more disastrous

Floppy-haired

If someone is floppy-haired, that means he/she has a very soft hair that is not able to keep a firm shape or position of it.

He is a floppy-haired boy that he always has his hair falling in his eyes

camel hair

Those wisps of hair that poke out of a womens panties or bathing suit bottom.

Sheila: Did you see Rita's camel hair.

Rebecca: I sure did. She really could use a trim down there.