stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

Stress Bomb

The opposite of love bomb. An unexpected explosion of unwanted and unwarranted Stress. MAKES EVERYTHING Overly dramatic. highly suspect gaslighting. Drama queen likes to Stress everyone out.

I wish that girl could learn to chill and knock it off with all the stress bombs.

Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.

I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner

eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

De-stress

To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.

Me: This week has been crazy, I have to de-stress.

or

X: Where’s Y?

Z: She’s in her room de-stressing.