Thanks to you!

Your in trouble, but it was your friend who caused it. Well, now you can use the phrase, "Thanks To You!".
Look at the conversation below.

(You and your friend got in trouble)
You : Why did you do that?!
Friend : It was just a prank!
You : Well, thanks to you! We're now in detention!
Friend : Well, SORRY!

You guys pranked Mrs. Robinson by putting salt in her water bottle, she was angry, so she sent you both to detention. That was the conversation you guys had while in detention. You're probaly still angry at your friend but it's alright now.
(You can use it in situations like this)

thank you kindly

Something non-native english speakers think english speakers say.

Talking on the phone to foreign scammer - " May I please have your credit card number? ...... Thank you kindly."

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Ukrainian Thank You Card

Giving a member of an invading military force sunflower seeds so when they die in your country, they’ll plant flowers.

“Bro did you hear about that bad ass grandma in Ukraine?” The one the gave that Russian solder a Ukrainian Thank You Card? Yeah man she’s bad ass”

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Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.

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Thank you based god

A phrase that idiots say to annoy others. The phrase is also used to idolize the autistic rapper Lil B. The phrase can often be heard when something ridiculous or awesome happens.

see also: Lil B, tybg, and based god

When the Apocalypse didn't happen: "Thank you based god!"

After fucking your bitch: "Thank you based god!"

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A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

thank you fuck you bye

the signature catch phrase of pro wrestling manager and commentator Jim Cornette

as in Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

Vince Russo is a shitstain Thank You Fuck You Bye

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