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A Retard Fucker, A Child Murderer, and a Goblin Whore walk into group home for developmentally disabled adults. The Retard Fucker says "Please!!! stop raping me!!!", the Child Murderer says "I'm sorry!!! Please!!! It hurts!!!", The Goblin whore says "Wow! I guess that'll teach me to be a smart mouthed bitch" and she goes to jail for criminal negligence and her kids are orphans forever. The end.
In case you're wondering, the retard also dies in this joke.
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Joke is a legal term denoting a common defense for violent criminal acts.
Joke arises from old English Common Law, when it was common to kill a man, shrug, and tell the Sheriff of Nottingham, "We were just joking and the clumsy prick fell onto that knife I left in his back."
The Sheriff was required by Common Law to flick the criminal's ear and tell him, "It's funny until someone loses an eye." In extreme cases, the Sheriff would require the criminal to go stand in the corner for fifteen minutes, after which he would chide the criminal, "It's not so funny now, is it dumbass?"
"Not fucking funny!"
~ Thomas Jefferson on jokes.
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An incorrect, or offensive statement written in earnest that is later, due to backlash, referred to by the author as "a joke", in a feeble attempt to hide the fact that the statement is either a lie, an insult, or both.
People who make "a joke" aren't just cowards, they're dumb as a bag pf bricks for thinking anyone actually believes them.
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A guy who falls short in having a sense of humor is a joke, a clown.
The guy is a joke because he doesn't laugh at our pranks.
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When you say something once and no-one laughs at it, so you say it again & again to see if anyone laughs at it.
Doug called Metric untrustworthy, but no one cared. Douglet repeats it. Douglet has Joke-Joke Syndrome
A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.
The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.
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An act done with the intention to create turmoil & piss people off.
Those cousins played a joke and really hurt the feelings of everybody's wife.
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