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When an elderly person (aged 65 & over) act like children. They can be set in their own ways by being stubborn, demanding, annoying, causing trouble, etc...
Dr.Walter: Why is Mr
John picking a fight with the nursing staff.
Nurse Jackie: Because he wanted his coffee before watching Judge Judy. The orderly gave it to him during the program and he was very upset to the point that he yelled at her. He also was upset that no one came to respond to his bell. It was so bad that he was throwing fruit cups at anyone that came into his room. For an 85 year old man, he has a lot of energy.
Dr.Walter: Got to love those born again brats, Mr.John is shore acting like one. Let's wait an hour and see if he will calm down afterwards.
A person who was born in a different state and finally moved to Texas, deciding they want Texas to be their home state.
I was born a Buckeye in Ohio, but once I finally moved to Texas, I became a born-again Texan by choice!
1. A young woman, who has recently had a child & due to pregnancy and child birth has abstained from sexual relations, is classed as a born again virgin!
2. A person who constantly lies about the state of their Virginity, on an almost daily basis.
3. In some countries a surical procedure is performed to repair the Womans hymen, so as to be like a virgin again.
This is often done so the Woman can "Loose her Virginity to her new husband, or to hid the fact that she has had sex, as in some countries sex before marriage is frowned upon.
Woman:- Doctor, I really want to be a virgin again
Doctor;- No worries, You can be a Born Again Virgin after a short procedure, let me book you in.
Woman:- My Fiancee will be so pleased to pop my cherry!
1. Young Mom:- Since i had the baby, i feel like a Born Again Virgin!
2. Peter:- I hate being a Virgin!
Mark:- Me too!
Peter:- Didn't you get laid last week?
Mark:- Yeah but that doesn't count as I'm a Born Again Virgin!
3. Woman:- Doctor, I really want to be a virgin again
Doctor;- No worries, You can be a Born Again Virgin after a short procedure, let me book you in.
Woman:- My Fiancee will be so pleased to pop my cherry!
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Another nickname for D.A.B. Constructors, Inc. from Inglis, Florida.
The DO it AGAIN BOYS had to tear up the road just to do it all over again! Not to mention they take forever and a very long time on a project for a highway!
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A person who abstains from sex for 1 year.
In June I'll be a born again virgin!
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when someone says something then says the same thing three minutes later. Usually because the say say againer didnt think the other people heard him. Can also be used without direct contact.
megan and patrick are texting~~~~~~~~~
patrick: hey whats up?
megan: nm. u?
patrick: same here. remember when kyle went to kiss you but you turned away and he fell and broke his arm?
megan: i felt so bad!!
patrick: it was funny though.
{megan has nothing to say}
{four minutes later}
patrick: it was funny though.
{megan has nothing to say}
{seven minutes later}
patrick: it was funny though.
megan: quit the say say again. i heard you the first time.
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