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I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.
"nobody blatantly says help me because it's apparently an unspoken taboo to ask for help and nobody really believes you until it's too late haha"
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When you and your friend hold hands and give a hand job together. with you and your friend using your hands, that you are holding.
Jack and Jill decided to give a helping hand to Jack.
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When a girl has been texting a lad for about a week and they both happen to be on a night out so she'll text him saying the word 'help' so he'll think she's in danger. Some believe it dates back to the original medieval 'damsel in distress' ideology. Said only for attention. Usually sent surrounded by her friends, having a takeaway, having a piss or just generally having a really good time.
'girls I just sent him the help text'
'for fucks sake Jenny not again'
When you take action, intending to solve a problem, but end up making it worse.
Jim intended to help Sally unload her car after a long day of shopping. Her little sister screamed with delight when she saw the PS3 in his hands.
"That was her birthday present you dweeb!",said Sally. "You are anti-helping!"
Nink help=need help
From a Maltese prank call video on YouTube
I am telling you Nink help alright to tell me w-w-w what is my number doing with you
what your mother suggests you be in situations when you're causing a delay, interruption, or some degree of difficulty in her completing some routine task
Mom: I'm trying to finish grading these papers, so can you please quiet down?
Me: pffffffffffffft! fart
Mom: You know, you'd make my life a lot easier if you'd one day decide to be a help not a hindrance.
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A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.
Or...
It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.
Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need
Or...
Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
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