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sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 18, 2020


The Devil's Sneeze

When a women is wearing a lovely sundress or skirt and a gust of wind comes and lifts it up.

I was driving down the road and the wind came and blew up these two ladies' dresses. I almost ran into a tree because those were the best Devil's Sneezes I have ever seen.

The Devil's Sneeze was made into an iconic image when Marilyn Monroe had that picture taken.

by TheBaldingEagle June 4, 2013


Sneeze Money

Noun: Money owed to a person who has said "God bless you" more than three times in a row to a person who is sneezing. The first three "God Bless You" sneezes are free, any additional "God bless you" statements in response to another sneeze are paid in $5 increments.

Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you"
Person 1: "Achooo!"

Person 2: "God bless you, that's $5 in sneeze money that you now owe me."

by guysm1ley April 17, 2023


sneeze the bowl

a very runny shit that splatters the whole inside of the toilet and sticks to the sides.

It takes 4 flushes to rinse out the toilet after i sneeze the bowl.

by cholo carwash February 4, 2011


Anal Sneeze

A breif, violent fart.

EXAMPLE:

"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly sorry, Sir, I just had an Anal Sneeze!"

by Snave Nareik June 16, 2008

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Hershey Sneeze

While having anal sex right at the climax you let out a god awful sneeze and accidently shit out your asshole

I was balls deep in that guys ass last night but then had a hershey sneeze, there was shit everywhere.

by GetMeATissue October 10, 2009

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Bitch Sneeze

Self explanatory. A person who has a very soft sneeze or a wimpy person. Also referred as pussy sneeze/wimpy sneeze.

It is derived from the latin root bitch and the greek word sneeze.

1) Bailey has a bitch sneeze.

2) You're such a bitch sneeze.

by hxc_bitch_sneeze February 28, 2011

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