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When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.
Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?
stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)
what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.
A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.
You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure
Absolutely useless in-class notes that you write down cause the teacher told you to. However, Neven's Notes are useless for actual learning. No offense lol
Teacher: Alright guys today we will go over Molarity
Student: Can I get some paper for some Neven's Notes
Student 2: Sure, bruh
That awesome mind-blowing noise you hear in every movie theatre before the movie starts. It's the iconic sound where it starts off quiet but then crescendos into this epic sound comprised of 30 synths simultaneously playing the same note at a huge octave range. It is often accompanied by epic high-quality stunning visuals. When you hear that, you know you're in for a treat of the best cinematic experience ever!
Guy: I think I've just found the most pleasing sound in the entire world
Girl: What is it?
Guy: *plays THX Deep Note*
Girl: *immediately gets wet AF*
Harmonics played on an electric guitar.
a: Hey you should play a star note in this phrase.
b: A harmonic?
a: Is that what it's called? Well, play the star note here.
The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.