Promisorry Note

Not to be confused with Promissory Note. This is a medium to apologize for a promise that was not fulfilled. Usually implies a renewed promise to deliver.

I was waiting for a promised "Word of the Week", but it never came, now you owe me a Promisorry Note promising to deliver the Word of the Week and that you are truly sorry.

64th Note

The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.

A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.

Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.

Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.

This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.

This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.

Wet Note

A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.

You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure

Deep Note

That awesome mind-blowing noise you hear in every movie theatre before the movie starts. It's the iconic sound where it starts off quiet but then crescendos into this epic sound comprised of 30 synths simultaneously playing the same note at a huge octave range. It is often accompanied by epic high-quality stunning visuals. When you hear that, you know you're in for a treat of the best cinematic experience ever!

Guy: I think I've just found the most pleasing sound in the entire world

Girl: What is it?

Guy: *plays THX Deep Note*

Girl: *immediately gets wet AF*

Neven's Notes

Absolutely useless in-class notes that you write down cause the teacher told you to. However, Neven's Notes are useless for actual learning. No offense lol

Teacher: Alright guys today we will go over Molarity
Student: Can I get some paper for some Neven's Notes
Student 2: Sure, bruh

Star note

Harmonics played on an electric guitar.

a: Hey you should play a star note in this phrase.

b: A harmonic?

a: Is that what it's called? Well, play the star note here.

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.