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A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.
The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.
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1. Some one is stinks so bad that their smell lingers for Minitutes afterwards
2. Someone who is such a jackass that you can't stand them standing around but have to deal with them non the less.
Austin you are such a Douche Nozzle!
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first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.
Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.
Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1
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"I don't want to go shopping bitch, get over here and drozzle my nozzle!"-A Black Male
"Ok make it quick though."-A Young Slut
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A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.
Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.
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