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it goes peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer!
Man: what is favourite song
Man 2: peegoo, nuts, nutty nuts, nutty nuts, wae-wer
Man : wow that gamer
A Nutty Ned is someone who is so horny you just wanna punch them in the chest.
Horny boi: *horny face at female*
Some made up Australian guy: fuck off ya' fuckin' nutty ned
Nutty sticked is when u put peanutbutter on ur Dick but your dog bites it off
I would smash but I got nutty sticked last night
🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
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Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril
girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy
guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!
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when you diarrhea all over your nut sack
i was laying down and shat all over my ball sack, now i have a nutty buddy
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