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A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt
"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER
Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.
“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
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An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.
"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."
In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"
"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."
"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."
"What assholes."
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Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
a person who deliberately takes something out of context for the purpose of being offended, often shaming the source or demanding an apology.
source of origin: boomer facebook
pam: helen is the worst.
susan: why do you say that?
pam: when i said "it's funny how this garden poison seems to cause cancer, even though the company says it's safe," she deliberately took my use of the word 'funny' out of context in order to be offended by this, saying "nothing about cancer is funny," and acting as though i owed her an apology.
susan: ugh, what an offend-o-peep.