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Omar’s Law states:
“Everything is wrong. I am correct”
...what an ass.
Obsidian: “The magnet is dropped through the coils.”
Omar: “No! We use a different method to measure speed!”
Obsidian “Ya khara, the question literally says the magnet is dropped. Is this Omar’s Law?”
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this is not a joke omar and roshel are a great couple
omar and roshel are a great couple
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1. Totally overawed by your supervisor's definition of how things should be done. 2. All the things that should be done to come with diagrams and where possible, with dotted lines. 3. Learning to keep quiet and not fume when in an overawed situation with anyone. 3. After keeping quiet in an overawed situation, quietly go home and drown yourself in a bottle.
I was omarized by the need to draw diagrams to explain where that box would go after box 1, which would be connected by dotted line 2, which would cross by bold line 5, leading into box marked 'X', which needs to be placed between an oval called 'PLP' and an triangle box 'Y'. So I when home and omarized with a bottle of Tequila.
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Most known as the guitarist and composer of the experimental prog and salsa jam band The Mars Volta and his former 90's band At The Drive-In but also a producer where his projects The Omar Rodriguez Lopez Quintet, all of his solo artist recordings, and the new calibration El Groupo Nuevo De Omar Rodiguez Lopez are on The Omar Rodriguez Lopez Production label where he is again the guitarist and composer for all the music
Not only is Omar Rodriguez-Lopez a genius with his music but he is also the sexiest man alive.
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Lead guitarist/composer of that amazing prog rock/multi genre band the mars volta.
I want to have Omars babies.
Gotta love Omar Rodriguez Lopez.
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The section in clothing stores for heavier set ladies.
I'm going to Omar-the-Tent-Maker for a mumu.
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Osama bin Laden's son(one of 19, damn thats one horny terrorist!!!), he's really the man. He publicly called his dad a fucking tyrant and wants to see his dad change his ways, although we all know he wants to chop his dads balls of with a rusty butter knife!!
Omar bin Laden told his dad to stopping bombing innocent people and to fuck a paper shredder!
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