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An absolute unit. They play Genshin and Cookie Run yet STILL manage to get a s/o. that's damn impressive
Ban#1000 is the type of fella to crown Eula's E just to prove a point
Non-serious definition:
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”
He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy
Serious definition:
It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur
It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator
It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers
It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
V1: “HEY BENJAMI-“
1000-THR “Earthmover”: “MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN”
V1: “DIDN’T ASKED”
the sweats of bedwars
you see a 1000 star you will get bombed my there sweaty carpel tunnel hands
1000 star: anyone want to play bedwars?
50 star player: you need a life man
When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
kevin: i love you mostestest
natalie: well i love you infinity times 1000 so HAH
Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now