October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

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Oct 29

The day where you slap your siblings head and say I like ya cut g

Oct 29,
Bro:I like ya cut g(Slap sis)
Sis:no I like ya cut g( slap bro)

April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

September 29

National get a girl friend day

Get a girl friend on September 29

June 29

Give a guy named Gabriel head. Any guy who’s named Gabriel gets head.

Girl: it’s June 29
Guy: oh right I get head today

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may 29

national be extra nice to your girlfriend day!

bf: hi babe! today is may 29, the national be extra nice to your girlfriend day !
gf: is that a thing?!

29 Palms

A small town in the middle of the Mojave Desert. More Desert Yeti and Mingers per capita than any city in America. If traveling in this region carry bologna. It is the only known substance more enticing to these creatures than the human male.

Male 1: Man, I stopped off in a bar in 29 Palms last night and was nearly accosted by Desert Yeti. Oh shit! Here they come again!
Male 2: Quick man, throw the bologna!
Male 1: Run!!!

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