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Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood

Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway

by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022


Footscray barbecue

A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)

"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"

by Fangz-bedangz May 12, 2024


Barbecue Boy

A person with a big penis (if they're named Luke or Max they don't have a big penis).

That dude is such a Barbecue Boy.

by April 29, 2022


allergy barbecues

a word to describe a person who is not only chaotic and emotional but serious and numb. they will dance on an elevated surface but they don’t do drugs or alc.

Tyler: YOOOO did you see her at that party??
Max: Yeah that was allergy barbecues 🥰

by allergybarbecues May 31, 2020


North Korean Barbecue

When the thought of hunger is so overwhelming, you consider just for a moment that the flesh of man/woman wouldn't be so bad. In turn, causing one to commit the act of cannibalism. Usually used ironically when someone is so hungry. It's the new way to say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."

The people at Terminus were so hungry, they had a North Korean Barbecue.

"I'm so hungry that a North Korean bbq wouldn't be a bad idea." Said Negan

by Rock your rockhard January 20, 2022


Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023


Barbecue of Justice

The mop dryeth, the mop weteth again, I opened the window with my normal kid powers, face the fury of my F, My teeth might not be super anymore but I've always wanted to do that!!!

The Crimson Chin threw a Barbecue of Justice.

by The Chintastic Adventure July 10, 2009