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Most often seen after a male masterbating, cock vomit is the fluid that eminates from the head of the males penis. Suggestions for where it is to land,
1.Attractive females: face or mouth area, also chest and anus.
2.Unattractive Females: Chest and anus. note don't go near face, possibably could loose erection. especially if eye contact is made.
3.Possibly onto a passer by from a highrise building block window.
4.Otherwise let it land where it likes, worry bout the clean up afterwards.
Excitable young man:"ahh ahhh ahh am going to cum, ah shit cock vomit everywhere, its gone all over the remote"
Unsuspecting drunken sleeping girl:"ewwwwe, theres cock vomit in my eye"
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Not to be confused with a Google Bomb
A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.
It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.
Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.
This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
1) "This -link to a Google Vomit- shows that there are 1,000,005 mentions of 'XXXX', so when you claim that 'XXXX' does not exist you are an ignorant!"
2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
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1. Thrash/Punk band from Sebastopol, CA
2. An utter lack in verbal inhibition
3. The result of overthinking
That guy who won't shut up, everything he says is Thought Vomit
Or the people who look into things way too deeply... they turn everything into Thought Vomit
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A person who has no control in what they're saying, and usually "slip" and say something that wasn't intended to be said.
"I'm so mad, why would Shauna tell Mike that I completely hate him?"
"You know, she deff. word vomitted. Totally not cool"
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When you've had too much to drink and you're stood up, taking a piss (where ever that may be) and suddenly you feel like throwing up, and do so while looking directly down.
John: "You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. I had so much to drink that I couldn't even hold it in while taking a piss."
Dave: "Sounds like you had a serious case of vomit cock."
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The act of one's head completing a full 360 degree turn, then vomiting. The original 360 vomit was from the 1973 movie, The Exorcist, where a little girl posessed by the devil himself executed an admirable 360 vomit.
Priests: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!
Posessed Child: BLAAAARRRG *360 vomits*
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When you're learning a new song on your flute, and you try it out, only to have your fingers spazz out, resulting in an ugly sound. Also any time your flute makes a high-pitched, out of tune sound when playing normally.
We were playing Sea of Tranquility in Band the other day, and I had flute vomit all over the place.
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