matching luggage

the term used to describe that a womans hair color on her head matches her pubic hair color. this is normally used in a question.

does she have matching luggage?

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Burn Match

When two individuals say mean things about, and to, each other. Usually employed in a teasing, friendly way.

2. Example of a burn match
"I'll be designated driver tonight"
"Thanks for being my DD"
"I'm the only "double D" you're ever gonna get."
"Well, I'd rather have no tits, than an ass that looks like you sat in cottage cheese."
"Hey, my ass wouldn't look so bad if it was hammered by dirty arab pool cleaners everyday, like yours." - BURN MATCH WINNER!!

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Cage Match

A Nicholas Cage film (not movie, any movie with Nick Cage is instantly promoted to film) marathon.

Friend 1 : "Damn, I'm so excited for our Cage Match tonight!"

Friend 2: "Yeah! The Wicker Man and Ghost Rider are some of my favourite films!"

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cage match

masterbate

i can't wait to get out of work so i can have a cage match

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rubber match

The tie-breaking game between two baseball teams in a series. They call it a rubber match because the winning pitcher receives a tote bag full of condoms. All rubber matches are sponsored by Trojan. The policy was implemented in 1957 when pitcher Guy Hugesac died of "explosive syphilis" while pitching game 7 of the World Series.

Josh Beckett won the rubber match today! Thank God he won't be dying of explosive syphilis any time soon.

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boxing match

the boxing match is a teen that dont be knowin what woman he is suppose to be with, and got himself hit in the head with a beachball. the first response he got was "who did that?"

the boxing match got hit in the head with a beachball, got confused, but should have gotten hit with a brick!!

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Wrestling match

Code for “orgy”, usually gay. Also coded as “friend’s wrestling match”. Like what it is named, it often involves multiple people

Bobby: do you want to come to my friend’s wrestling match
Tom: ew no wtf I’m not gay

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