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Shitheads that ruin every sporting event and are racist pricks
that motherfucker from the ontario canada catholic school used racial slurs against other students during the game.
This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.
Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"
Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!
Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!
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A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional
I think Canada has blown the situation with the Ontario Truckers way out of proportion
Small town near Ottawa named after a racist slave master that was ranked 3rd best place to live in Canada in 2018.
If you want to live here you must be a entitled government worker or arrogant cop. The town is pretty quiet and very few businesses there, most are in neighbouring Embrun. The few businesses in town are run by people that look like they hate their lives and want to hang themselves. The real excitement locals like to do is walk their dogs around town and complain about everything on local Facebook groups. If your over 65 you go to the Tim Hortons to sit with other unhappy old farts sipping a expensive small coffee starting rumors/spreading gossip. For a true seasoned
Russellite you must find out when your neighbor is working in the office that week so you can go over to make love to their spouse. The town also has 15 massage therapists, locals are so stressed out working from home. Domino's is the only place that delivers food and the car can be seen all over town driving like a stoned maniac. The town teenagers have formed local gangs that consist of the pyjama pants vapers and Furies that dress up as animals. They control the south part of town and do drugs under the bridge and make out in the back of U-Haul trucks. Also If you are not white Anglo Saxon or French you will most likely be bullied out of town.
Honey let's move to Russell, Ontario it's cheaper than Ottawa, we can work from home in our pyjamas and get a massage stoned.
Did you see those new Canadians moved into our town of Russell, Ontario it's getting bad here honey.
A party dedicated to Personal Computers.
Person 1: Did you vote for the Ontario PC Party?
Person 2: Yes.
A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.
“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”
West Elgin ontario:, Population of under 1000 people, and west lorne is the crime capital! I mean, In rodney, someone
decided to murder someone brutally with chainsaw blades! We are known for our heroin needles all along the gas station! Try to count em! You’ll loose count, or skate park is litterally a dump truck that took a shit! The population being around 500 of west lorne, one of the small towns in west elgin, and it’s possibly the worst, you have eds gas station, who just sits there doing blow all day! You got 250 of the population being tweakers!, and also! You can walk down the street and have people offer you jib, crack, blow, or even lemon kush! We’re known for our naturally good outdoor marijuana, there’s even a small crip blood gang that goes down! , or the fact a ball of meth the size of my head gets sold in a night! By the local meth pushers of course, but stay away from these people, any of the greasy garage, definetly munch (unless you like laptops) jmag, matty chase, and multiple others, don’t try west elgin like they don’t run shit, y’all got 9mm, we got 762s(and needle wielding methheads)
Man West Elgin, Ontario. Don’t stop there for gas.