mary owings

Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.

That Mary Owings only belongs with the Joel Owings

ow mah knee

when you're attention seeking and using injuries to gain attention.

Person: *hits head* "ow mah knee"

Owful

when someone being a pos they being pretty owful at stuff

damn that pos is owful

owful

basically awful, but with an o instead of an a

this is so owful

kaylee owings

likes cory and is so very hot

KAYLEE OWINGS AND CORY K I S S I N G <#

Mr. Owings

this guys is the best computer science teacher i know, he's very helpful and has an amazing music taste and has a hat for every situation

"Damn Mr. Owings is really nice"
"I know right?"

The OW's

This acronym stands for "Omegle Weirdos". Basically ppl who show thier d*cks to the camera. and asks girls to show thier boobs n shit. Not to mention ppl who tell you where you live. like wtf?!

*Goes on omegle*

Me : Hey
Creepy dude : *typing* show me boobs pls
Me : Bruh wtf-
Creepy dude: I show u my shLong~
Me : UHm no thanks I-
Creepy dude: *shows d*ck*

Me : Aw shit
Creepy dude : U like? Show me ur boobs~
Me: bitch fuck no! Tf i look like?
Creepy dude : i know where u live

Me: bish wha-
Creepy dude: *sends addy*

Me: 😦 hell nah- *ends call*

See what I mean? The OW's