St Edwards Oxford school. Low key good, but shit teaching. Girls are snakes and start drama while all the boys are pedos racists, both are rich daddy’s money pricks. The shells are violently bullied… for character!!!
Things to have to go to St Edwards:
- parents with a MASSIVE NETWORTH
- a north face
- a massive trust fund
- a crusty white dog
- a nic addiction
person 1 - « do you know of St Edwards Oxford «
person 2 - « oh yes! my friends son goes there! HUGE prick and gets 0 bitches »
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An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.
I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.
When an Academy Award is won by some British artistic movie no one's heard of.
"Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
A city in central England, on the River Thames, the county town of Oxfordshire; population 146,100 (est. 2009.)
Oxford University is located there.
"I read the Oxford dictionary today at school, it was so long."
Where my dads from, and my dads fucking mint
My dads fuckin mind, so that makes oxford mint aswell
6/10. Low key mid. The best part is hoppies and the Spanish teachers. None of the guys are hot.
Girl no1.: hey ur really hot and smexy. R u from Oxford, NY?
Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.