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Loves to text guys who have girlfriends. Dresses like a basic white bitch. Pussy probably smells like rotten sardines.
Ewww, Samantha Peterson is texting ANOTHER guy already!
a total douchebag who thinks people like him but is actually just a gay fag who won't come out of the closet yet; stupid; gay.
wow, that guy is such a ricky peterson!
The guy who gets super fu**ing triggered when a mentally retarded kid steals his fu**ing stuff. If you keep within those boundaries, he is actually one of the best guys you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you but will have a garbage self-esteem.
Hey Peterson, suck my big dick.
Peterson, you're my big daddy.
Kind ass and selfless till the point of being dumb
Teacher: "i will go up stairs to bring your soup"
*hangs-up phone*
Peterson :"ok i will go down"
A peterson is a type of man most of them are either tall and skinny or short and obese and petersons personalities are things like driving old sedans and living in huts and by the way most petersons are attracted to dead people
He is a peterson! What an awful disgusting sad man.
With deft use of Petersonism Mr. Shapiro won the argument.
The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.