Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick
I always had a PHD: a Pretty Huge Dick
''Philosophiae Doctor'', short form PhD is the most common degree at the highest academic level awarded following a course of study. PhDs are awarded for programs across the whole breadth of academic fields. Because it is an earned research degree, those studying for a PhD are required to produce original research that expands the boundaries of knowledge, normally in the form of a thesis or dissertation, and defend their work against other experts in the field. the PhD doctorate system is mainly used in English speaking countries.
Person 1: What does PhD mean?
Person 2: PhD means Philosophiae Doctor, Doctor of Philosophy.
Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!
I'm not all that excited to see your spring break pics on insta, I've still got PHD
Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.