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Sittin’ Pimples

The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.

Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).

Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.

by Road Boy August 17, 2024


pimple porn

When someone loves to watch pimples being popped. They get satisfied by watching zits, cysts,and any form of acne being expelled from the body.

John watched back to back pimple porn on YouTube.

by antisocial extrovert June 19, 2018


pimple friend

A friend you wanna get rid of but you can't because she is clingy

Jennette:stacy is so annoying she is my pimple friend
Beth:omg I hate her too
Stacy:oh...

by TurtleNector July 7, 2023


Pimple Goo Shot

When a dick is covered in pimples and all of them pop simultaneously inside and or outside your partner.

"Hey! I was with Lucas the other night, and he just gave me a Pimple Goo Shot! I feel so disgusted" -Hannah

by ChromosomalDisaster February 24, 2018


the pimple

When your girl takes a mouthful of cum, and you slap both her cheeks at the same time, making all the cum spit out like a pimple.

Lets do the pimple tonight baby

by jayspidey October 1, 2017


Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls

Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples

by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021


Pimple cock

If your name is Zachary Reynolds, you’ve got one

Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee

Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)

by Kkkooper November 19, 2018