The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
When someone loves to watch pimples being popped. They get satisfied by watching zits, cysts,and any form of acne being expelled from the body.
John watched back to back pimple porn on YouTube.
A friend you wanna get rid of but you can't because she is clingy
Jennette:stacy is so annoying she is my pimple friend
Beth:omg I hate her too
Stacy:oh...
When a dick is covered in pimples and all of them pop simultaneously inside and or outside your partner.
"Hey! I was with Lucas the other night, and he just gave me a Pimple Goo Shot! I feel so disgusted" -Hannah
When your girl takes a mouthful of cum, and you slap both her cheeks at the same time, making all the cum spit out like a pimple.
Lets do the pimple tonight baby
Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?
why does bok choy have pimples
Pimplepuff girls
Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back
Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples
If your name is Zachary Reynolds, you’ve got one
Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)