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Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.
Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.
A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
Like back-peddling refers to when you pedal backwards on a bike. Back-paddling is trying to back-peddle when you have no solid ground to stand on like in the ocean.
He still thinks he's winning, dude is just a back-paddling Pirate of the I don't Caribbean
You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.
“Man, Jerome done did the dawgy paddle. Rest in peace homie.”
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them
When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner
When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner