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Flat landers or city folks going north to go tubing, kayaking or canoeing down rivers and have no idea what their doing.
Look at them fucking paddle swatchers going in circles around the pond.
A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!
Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
used to describe the folds or layers of fat on the backs of large women
look at the ferrari paddles on her
Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
The female version of the Dutch Rudder.
Karen is totally hetero but when that slut starts drinking, she'll swiss paddle with anyone.