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In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.
Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!
When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!
Sex received from an infected hoe, during COVID 19 containing every risk of catching, passing and possibly dying from the exposure of the virus
Hoe 1: uh back up bitch, social distance your COVID carrying ass
Hoe 2: whatever ho, I already gave all your tricks some of this good pandemic pussy Holla
When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.
When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.
Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy
Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.
Symptoms include:
Having a thick ass
Catching gazes with every step
Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk
Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...
Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵
Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!
Bart: I agree!
The practice of using isolation and/or quarantine due to major outbreaks of infectious disease(s) to attract customers
Those commercials about safe, no-contact, home delivery of things like heat-and-eat meals by auto-renewing subscription strike me as pandemeering.